Stir rice with veg

Robert Crowther Jan 2022
Last Modified: Oct 2022

I’m not recommending this recipe—go look at the discussion below. But I can’t argue with the results.

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...or I could be hand-weaving a rug

Hummm, Mostly you need a handful of leftover veg. Below is what I used, which is what I had—go look at Variations.

Ingredients

Tools

Method

Two tricks here. One is to keep stirring, maybe not all the time, but every few minutes. The other is to put the veg in at a good time for it to cook i.e. break down but not loose nutrients. Lordy, but I dislike mushy runner beans on the same scale I hate boiled cabbage,

  1. Get the rice soaking in water, preferably over 1/2 hour

  2. Peppers. Get them peeled somehow, either by roasting in the oven or a microwave, then chop thumbnail size

  3. Chop the onions and garlic small

  4. Get the frying pan on and fry the onion, followed by the garlic, followed by the pepper

  5. Chop the veg into first‐joint‐of‐thumb lumps

  6. Once the onion is not smelly and mostly transparent, throw in some chilli salt, then the drained rice. Stir about a bit

  7. Pour on stock enough to cover rice

  8. Stir

  9. When pan is near‐dry—which can be missed because cheap pans will be burning underneath while there seems to be water on top, so stir every few minutes or so—when the pan is nearly dry, tip in more stock

  10. Stir

  11. When the pan is nearly dry, tip in more stock

  12. Stir…

  13. While this goes on and on and on, chop the nuts

  14. Recipes for brown rice usually say this will take forty mins. If that wasn’t bad enough, mine took past an hour. Look, you’ve got there when the rice pops, I mean, it will near double in size to a great heap

  15. Throw in the veg that only needs short boiling. That includes runner beans, which only need a minute

  16. Stir in nuts

  17. Serve out, stir in some Worcester sauce

Variations

Discussion

Look, this reminds me of student cooking. When people pass an afternoon preparing a mushroom and peanut lasagne. I got nothing against community, but I think cooking is for the eating. Yeh, I don’t mind cooking, but I got see results if I’m going to put effort in, and a meal that drags late, like this one, is for me a failure.

A long drag is risotto, or the risotto technique. Yet i do not know a way to get round the churn. Which technique delivers this result, whatever rice you use, you get this non‐dairy creaminess. It’s a great result, but too much trouble. I’d rather peel garlics, and I hate peeling garlics.

Peeling peppers does not clear my mood, and brown rice can put me in a stink. Brown rice takes an age to pop i.e. cook, and this recipe overran time by forty minutes. I was cursing myself for knowing that this would happen, but trying anyway. So I’m not going to try again, but one day in the future I’ll try again, probably with the same result.

Feedback

Yeah, the problem is that this killed aim number one, to use up a load of leftover veg and make decent food. Then I’m beat, because it was the sort of hit that everyone remembers and can’t believe didn’t reach number one. It didn’t reach number one, but people kept asking about it afterwards, wanted to know it’s name, “That thing we had last night”, and so on. Talk about misgivings.