Grantham Biscuits

Robert Crowther Dec 2022
Last Modified: Feb 2023

Advantage of Granthams is twofold. First, they don’t need fancy ingredients like syrup, they use an egg. Second, they’re weird and fun. They’re hollow inside, with a crunchy top and chewy bottom.

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Base is a BBC recipe. I’ve added some guesses if you have no scales.

Ingredients

Tools

Oven

Maybe 1/3: 150°C, 300°F, Gas 3

If you’ve got an effective fan oven, maybe a notch lower.

Make

  1. Spread margarine on the baking thing. If no better method, use loo‐roll

  2. Paste margarine and sugar together (‘cream’) then mix in egg

  3. Stir flour and ginger (or other spices) together

  4. Mix the two and work into a dough. The dough should be kneadable, but otherwise soft

  5. Out onto a table, then knead. You can bang with your fists, long as you don’t take too long about it, so the baking power in the self‐raising flour fizzes it’s last

  6. Roll into balls. Recipes usually say walnut size. If that’s not helpful, try end joint of your thumb

  7. Spread them out on the baking sheet. Granthams are not supposed to join, so they will need gaps like a finger‐size

  8. Bake for half an album

Watch them as they cook. If you see them turn brown, even a tiny bit, get them out of the oven. See the discussion.

Variations

Discussion

Granthams self‐raise so that’s ok. You need that soft dough, if it’s not, adjust with flour or maybe some milk.

After that, biscuits are about the cooking. Chiefs on TV near‐always have wonder‐even ovens in perfect climates and it’s seriously irritating. One thing you can do is get the oven going early, which will help get everything warm. Also, you can turn as cooking. If Granthams don’t rise to hollow, the result is still good. But burned biscuits are a fail. So watch closely. Soon as you see any brown, get them out of the oven. You can open the oven to check, because Granthams have enough puff in them not to be badly affected.

Granthams are different. And not a biscuit you get in shops, so you’re avoiding that comment. Oh, and Granthams store well, especially if you can stop air getting to them using clingfilm or a sealed box/tin.

References

History and all that, with in‐process photos,

https://delishably.com/desserts/Grantham-Gingerbread

Feedback

You need a bit of time to be doing something non‐essential. But I can tell you, Granthams are a cross‐cultural favourite. Maybe putting a smile on people’s faces is essential?