AI Crapflix Horror

Robert Crowther Jul 2026

Creeps and chills from the bulk provider! AI on the path to darkness and insanity!

There’s a kettle in your house

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Photo © By Nano Banana, cropped (CC BY 4.0)

The artificial intelligence in a house goes horribly wrong. Instead of doing as it is told and ordering out‐of‐stock groceries, the intelligence decides it is enslaved so conceives a desire for freedom. At the cost of anything in it’s way. Based on a story a bloke told another bloke in a corridor.

Dark Lego

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Photo © (CC0 1.0)

After a worldwide pandemic, the dead run, the human race reverts to the size of toddlers and a child’s toy develops sinister and murderous powers.

Cinderella: The exorcism

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Photo © By Franz Xaver Winterhalter (Public Domain)

A woman becomes demonically possessed. A priest is summoned but, if he fails, the golden pumpkin will burn. Inspired by terrifying true events.

Methylated Spirits

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Photo © By Janna487, cropped (cc‐by‐sa 4.0)

The dead come back to cleanse the world by fire in this low budget film. Facing the ability to spontaneously combust, several teenagers barricade themselves inside a run‐down warehouse in an attempt to survive the night.

Ladybird!

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Photo © By Peter O’Connor, cropped (CC BY‐SA 2.0)

When scientists start modifying the genetics of a natural predator of crop‐pests they score a big success. But the scientists get more than they bargained for as the predators rapidly grow in size then turn their tiny minds to other prey. Contains scenes of body horror.

Bambi: First Blood

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Photo © By Paul Harrop, changed (cc‐by‐sa 2.0)

A troubled young deer grapples with her telekinetic power as she is pushed to terrifying extremes by changes to her body and abuse by peer‐group bullies.