AI Crapflix
In the near future, Crapflix content will be generated by Artificial Intelligence. This will maximise customer satisfaction and so revenue. As enthusiasts and champions of, and evangelists for this innovative revolution of an iconic streaming channel, this website is excited to present for you a vision from beyond the cutting edge.
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Next In Line
The ultimate reality game! 20 contestants fight it out through ten rounds of challenges such as deportment, equestrianism, and answering awkward questions about the Commonwealth. The prize? With space now available, who will become eighth in line for the English throne! Hosted by Stephen Fry.
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Kebab Smuggling
Exposing shocking revelations of Middle Eastern trade in illicit goods. Contains scenes that may be disturbing to those who have been drunk on a night.
Canal Police Chase
Every day, more than one person is arrested on canals for wrecking the environment and endangering the life of voles. This program follows the valiant Canal Traffic Police Team who make the waterways safe for all.
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Naked Knitting
A reality show where four contestants stay in a country house together where they interact, build relationships and knit while naked. 56 age restriction.
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Desperate Lawyers
Five of Americas hottest lawyers take on the ultimate challenge—can they buy a farmhouse in France? Can they survive the French legal system, or order coffee in a cafe? Contains swearing.
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England’s Worst Criminals
Inside the dark minds of England’s most twisted psychopaths. Episode 1 features an ex‐SAS soldier who torched a nightclub as part of a property scam, then sprayed “Malcolm was ’ere” on a nearby garage.
Inside the Brownies
The dark secrets of one of England’s most treasured institutions.